HOW CAN I MAKE YOU PAY ATTENTION?
DO I JUST HAVE TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS?
POSE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?
POSE REAL QUESTIONS?
DO I?
DOES THIS WORK?
IS THIS THE FIFTY SECONDST EPISODE OF THE WEDNESDAY AUDIO?
WILL YOU LISTEN?
DID YOU LISTEN?
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
IS THIS ANNOYING YOU AS MUCH AS IT’S ANNOYING ME?
HOW ARE YOU TO KNOW?
WILL THIS END?
CAN THIS END?
COULD IT END?
WILL IT GO ON FOREVER?
CAN YOU BELIEVE YOU’RE STILL READING?
THIS IS MODERN DAY ENGAGEMENT TACTICS ISN’T IT?
PATHETIC, ISN’T IT?
AN ENTIRE YEAR OF WEDNESDAYS